"So Who's The Pedophile In The Corner Of The Bar?"
Monday, December 31, 2007
Earlier in the month I wrote a post about the Moustache-Off '07. For those with a short memory, either click the link or just read this brief explanation. In a drunken stupor, a buddy and I made a prop bet on who could grow the best moustache in one month. Judging would occur New Years Eve and the loser pays the New Years Eve bar tab.
Well it is on tonight, but I must admit I can't wait to get this thing off of me. I've been itching so bad it is killing me. I've grown beards in the past and had no problems with itching, but for whatever reason, this stache is getting on my last nerve. Not to mention, I look like a serious Person Of Interest when just sporting the stache (as I've mentioned before).
Even though I'm ready to chop this thing off my face, if I do win the contest tonight, I may just keep the stache for one more day. Tomorrow is Bad Bloods 4th Annual New Years Day Tournament and if I win tonight I might just keep it on to continue the winning ways. I dread the 3 hour drive just to play poker, but there is no way I'm missing that game or the chance to spend some time with the G-Vegas crew. Always a great time.
And with that, please wish me luck in having all my alcamaholic beverages paid for tonight. 'Cause that is really what matters in the end, right? Right?
Until next time, may the felt be with you .
posted by TripJax @ 12:26 PM,
1 Comments:
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At 6:40 PM,
OhCaptain said...
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Pedophile...maybe. If that doesn't work out, you could probably get a side job in porn. Its the pefect look for retro porn!
(Beard itch sucks)
Happy New Year!
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