Thievery Loves Company
Friday, February 01, 2008
Last night someone broke into my home, drank an inordinate amount of my beer, abused my instant messaging system (sorry Oh Captain, Surflexus and Kajagoogle), misplayed (read: overplayed) my online poker bankroll (yeah that's a $16 profit biatches) and thought about having sex with my wife before passing out with nary a feel copped.
Any person who furnishes information which leads to the capture of this fiend will receive my deepest gratitude - and $5 transferred to their Full Tilt account*.
And for the record, I reiterate.
*Subject to never actually happen.
posted by TripJax @ 9:26 AM,
6 Comments:
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At 12:07 PM,
KajaPoker said...
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great googley moogley, you are one drunken fool. i can't believe you came out $16 ahead. as a wise man said - poker: so easy.
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At 2:51 PM,
Dave said...
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Bud makes a casked ale? I guess they are getting scared of the crafter brewers these days and are having to put out some of the trendier styles of beer now. No matter what they put out, it will probably still be considered mass produced swill regardless of how it tastes. Is this stuff widely distributed or is it just a local brew? I need to look this up.
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At 4:06 PM,
OhCaptain said...
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Wow. $16 a head. You were really looking...well...interesting in the HU I watched.
Congrats on the win! Will the win cover the beer? -
At 4:09 PM,
TripJax said...
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Not sure about the beer...my brother-in-law works for them and he just puts all kinds of extra beers in my extra fridge in our storage room. I basically just drink whatever he brings me.
I call him my beer fairy. I love it when the beer fairy pays a visit. -
At 4:09 PM,
TripJax said...
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Not sure about the beer...my brother-in-law works for them and he just puts all kinds of extra beers in my extra fridge in our storage room. I basically just drink whatever he brings me.
I call him my beer fairy. I love it when the beer fairy pays a visit. -
At 2:59 PM,
surflexus said...
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Not sure about the beer...my brother-in-law works for them and he just puts all kinds of extra beers in my extra fridge in our storage room. I basically just drink whatever he brings me.
I call him my beer fairy. I love it when the beer fairy pays a visit.
4:09 PM
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