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Friday, April 20, 2007

Hello Childrens!

Soak it up, 'cause I'm dropping two posts in one day. That's unheard of around these parts.

I was thinking on this fine Friday I should cover a topic that effects many of my readers. No, not herpes silly! Leave Wawfuls out of this. Instead I figured I would do a "How To" session on satelliting your way into the upcoming Blogger Bracelet Race. Here's your chance to get a glimpse into the exciting world of TripJax. Lets light this candle, shall we?

1) Go to Full Tilt Poker and open up a $13.50 heads-up sng that awards a $26 token to the winner.

2) After winning the 1st hand of the match, wake up with a monster, The Hammer (7 2 offsuit). Flop a pair on a 9 6 2 flop, then hit trip 2's on the turn. Shove your chips in the middle on a Q river and have fonkey CALL your all-in with 3rd pair, weak ass kicker (6 4). Win token...



3) Go look for the Blogger Bracelet Race banner in order to get the password and sign up.

4) Find the banner...


Click to enlarge boobies, erm, I mean banner

4) Spend fifteen minutes staring at said banner *looking for the password*

5) Completely forget what you were doing prior to locating the banner.

6) Finally remember password was sent by Al via email. Successfully retrieve password.

7) Head over to Full Tilt in order to sign up for the Blogger Bracelet Race tournament.

8) Mistakenly click on the banner again...

9) MISTAKENLY make numerous mouse clicks resulting in said banner being set as your desktop background (tiled for her pleasure)...

10) Hours later, finally remember you still need to sign up for the Blogger Bracelet Race on Full Tilt.

11) Sign up for the tournament...



12) Sleep well at night knowing your trusty desktop backround will be there day in and day out as a reminder that the tournament is Sunday, April 29th at 7pm.

And that folks, is how to satellite into the Blogger Bracelete Race in 12 easy steps. Join me next Friday when I teach you how to tilt Hoy and/or Wawfuls with merely an A J and one single mouse click.

Until next time, may the felt be with you!

posted by TripJax @ 12:13 PM,

4 Comments:

At 11:55 AM, Blogger StB said...

That is such a nice picture for the blogger tourney. She looks like she would do things to you that are outlawed in many Southern states.

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger Jordan said...

stb said: "She looks like she would do things to you that are outlawed in many Southern states."

What, like reading the Torah?!

Hey Trip, I won a tournament with the hammer also in all of one hand. Behold the power of the hammer!

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Littleacornman said...

That post was so good I'm going to read it again and again and again and....

 
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