Okie-Vegas Day 2: Drunken Lewey In Action
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Day 2 was, on a personal note, the most anticipated day of the Okie-Vegas event. Having made it to last years Okie-Vegas, I knew the whole lake experience would be one to remember. I have to say it was a very good thing GCox updated the lake trailer from a single to a double wide. But for those in attendance, lets be honest, that thing was huge. It had more square feet than my home! Had we attempted that many people last year, it would have been extremely difficult. Well done on the house G.I'm feeling hella lazy today, so why don't we memorialize the lake day with pictures and comments. Note, I took zero pictures during the event so these will mainly be from Maudie, Kat and F-Train. Thanks for being awesome with the camera yo's.
Oh, and this is my blog, so the pictures will primarily have something to do with me. D'oh!
- It all started so simple. Just a few beers with friends right?. But lets be honest, when the first picture you post includes the last two Drunken Lewey Award winners, things are destined to get ugly.
- Now she's good people. And why are my eyes already getting red? It's still early!
- Sometimes you are whoopin' ass at the pool tables (what the hell am I aiming at there?) and other times you are gettin' ass whooped AT the pool table! Word to the wise...lying about it being your birthday doesn't always get you a free desert or drink. Sometimes you just plain get your ass whooped. I did get to sign the paddle. "Fucking TripJax!" I don't know why I wrote that, but I did.
- Lets do some shots shall we?
- "Okay people he's smoking a cigar (probably my favorite picture and the one at the top of this post), but he sucks at smoking, he has a dumb ass smurk on his face all the time, and he is now in possession of a hammer and asking to have pictures taken of him and his beloved spilled drink. Someone dial 9 1 and wait for my command."
- And I quote F-Train here..."Voted Most Likely To Axe Murder All Of Us In Rural Oklahoma."
- "Silly people, I'm not going to murder anyone with the hammer. It's called manslaughter when it's by accident!" (Click the link and play the video). See the thing is, when I start drinking I like to balance things all circus like. Usually I can do a pretty damn good job, but this hammer had its way with me. Blogdamn you Soco!
- Yep, it's time to put me out of my misery. I'm now slurring my words and calling people an incorrect name (again...click the link and play the video). If I'm not mistaken, I am trying to get Instant Tragedy's attention, but I'm calling him Torture! "Torture, torture...give me some love!" SUCH.A.FUCKING.IDIOT.
And that, folks, is how I roll.
Until next time, may the felt be with you.
Note: Please let me know if any of the links are broken in this post.
posted by TripJax @ 3:04 PM,
3 Comments:
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At 12:59 PM,
Pokerwolf said...
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First video link is busted.
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At 4:05 PM,
KajaPoker said...
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it's funny how as the pics progress your eyes glaze over....
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At 8:59 PM,
jusdealem said...
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Omg, but that was funny...too much fun! :)
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