Try Reasoning With A Drunk
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Setup: After a long night of drinking into the a.m., I finally let someone know that I'm tired of him mooching on all my alkamahol...
Me: I want a 20 dollar bill next time you come to cover all the alkamahol you've been drinking.
He: Okay.
Me: Fuck that, I want a 40 dollar bill.
He: They don't make 40 dollar bills.
Me: Well you better fucking find one.
My genius knows no bounds.
Until next time, may the felt be with you.
posted by TripJax @ 8:42 AM,
2 Comments:
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At 4:58 PM,
Pseudo_Doctor said...
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hahhaahh
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At 3:01 PM,
NewinNov said...
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They don't? Damn, I've got some bills that need to be replaced.
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